THE WINE PRAYER
Our wine, which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink,
They will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as in thy cellar
Give us this day our daily glass
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those
Who spillage against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the chardonnay,
The merlot and the cabernet,
Forever and ever
Barmen